What would happen if kids stopped washing altogether?

Let’s just say… things get a bit pongy.

In If Kids Didn’t Wash Anymore, the ordinary world tips sideways. Hedgehogs race past on rollerblades, bananas rock sunglasses like celebrities, and socks? They’ve had enough. Full rebellion.

Packed with playful rhymes and bright, full-colour illustrations, this 40-page collection is made for kids aged 5 to 9 who love a good laugh (and adults who pretend they don’t… but absolutely do).

Each poem is quick, cheeky, and just the right length for a bedtime giggle, a classroom read-aloud, or a “one more before lights out” moment that somehow turns into three.

It’s silly. It’s a bit gross. It’s exactly the kind of fun kids remember.

And who knows… it might even convince them to have a wash.