Silly Rhymes. Smelly Chaos. Giggles Guaranteed!
What would happen if kids stopped washing altogether? Let’s just say... things get a bit pongy. In If Kids Didn't Wash Anymore, the ordinary world tips sideways and everything gets a little more ridiculous.
Hedgehogs race past on rollerblades, bananas rock sunglasses like celebrities, and socks? They’ve had enough. Full rebellion. Packed with playful rhymes and bright, full-colour illustrations, this 40-page collection is made for kids aged 5 to 9 who love a good laugh.
Each poem is quick, cheeky, and just the right length for a bedtime giggle, a classroom read-aloud, or a “one more before lights out” moment that somehow turns into three. It’s silly, it’s a bit gross, and it’s exactly the kind of fun kids remember.